One December my friends’ and I went on trip as we had to attend an event at one of my friends house
There we four us, 3 gentleman and as always I was the only female and yes I wasnt one of the designated drivers
We were scheduled to leave at 18:00 and we only left at 20:00 and one would think I was the one who caused us to leave late but no it was one of my male friends
He is such a diva, and no he is not gay. He is one hundred percent heterosexual who is in touch with his feminine side (he would kill me if he ever read this)
He just had to have his hair cut, take a shower and pack his bag at 18:00. The same 18:00 we were meant to leave
So while he did that we decided to entertain ourselves by……… yep drinking and to punish him, we made him the designated driver
Finally he was done and half the bottles we had planned to consume while we were on our way were gone and we were loud and happy
We needed to pack our luggage in the car and there was this one box that just couldnt seem to fit
It had important merchandise in the form of bottles so we knew we couldnt leave it behind no matter what
Now since it wouldnt fit in the boot, there was one way we could get it there and it was to consume it
Now since two of our friends were the designated drivers, this meant it was left up to the two who would be sitting in the back seat to make use of this opportunity and we had more than enough time as the journey was about 10 hours
So we got in and placed the box on the middle seat and off we went
Half and hour after we had left we needed to pee and when the car stopped we were nearly half way out the car chasing to the bathroom to relieve ourselves
You would think we would learn our lesson and not consume anymore alcohol but nope we continued where we left off
Everytime we would want to stop, we were told that this is a few minutes we could not spare as we needed to get to our destination and had an extra two hours we needed to recover as we left late
Now do you think people who had aready consumed so much alcohol would be puing any attention to that…….oh no SIR😊
My friend, the one who made us leave late, decided he would take over the driving and believe you me when I say he drove bloody well
He kept his mouth shut and his eyes glued on the road and drove non-stop until we were 10 km away from his home-town, which was where we were going, and he told the owner of the car to drive the rest of the way
Now bare in mind, it was my first time going to visit my friend’s hometown and meeting his family and I couldnt even stand……..what an impression I was going to give
But heyyyy this was not my boyfriend so I had nothing to worry about right?????
And we finally arrived, as I opened the door……….did a bottle not roll out the car?????
I was soooo embarrassed and all this old lady who was opening the door to welcome me was just smiled and hugged me
I just prayed she couldnt smell my breath as it was as though I was a brewery
They showed me to my bedroom and I just dove inside the bed and all I managed to take off were my shoes
I woke up in the morning and I didnt recognise where I was and was scared to get out the room
I grabbed my phone and I had a number of missed calls and unread messages from my father and friends
My stress levels shot up and I started panicking thinking something must be wrong
I called my father and he just said he wanted to check if we had travelled safely
I am sure he knew exactly how I felt as he could hear from my groggy voice
My friend came to wake me up and all he did when he opened the door and he saw me was to laugh and hand me a glass of ice cold Coca Cola and told me to get out the bedroom and come meet his family
I put on my tracksuit pants and a large shirt, brushed my teeth and put on my glasses and braved the heat and the loud singing going on outside
I met his siblings, aunts, uncles and cousins and so forth and couldnt remember a single one’s name as I just couldnt focus
Mind you today is the day of the festivities and yes there will be more drinking taking place and I ended up missing out because I had been sick the whole day
Did my friend worry about me????? Hell no he was having the time of his life because he was home
I decided I need to cure myself and I knew exactly what to do but that depended on the availability of the product thats going to assist me with the journey to curing myself
Then I heard the most awesome sound ever and I knew the Lord had heard my prayers and my cure had arrived and was announcing itself
The meat had arrived and was dragged to the side of yard where it will be slaughtered
The older generation came and did their speeches and the youngsters began to slaughter the sheep
Young females were preparing to start cooking and I would notice a few of them had coffee mugs next to them and I knew what they were drinking was not as innocent as their faces
I didnt care if they didnt give me any to drink as I had had my fair share to last me the whole weekend and had the headache to show for it
I sat down and started helping with the chopping and I swear it must have taken me an hour to peel one carrot
I was so happy when my friend grabbed me out of that kitchen and shoved a plate of cooked intestines in my hand and told me to eat
As soon as I was done I saw him come to me with an ice cold beer and I knew my eyes would finally be opened and I too could start to enjoy the festivities
I danced and chatted the whole day and night away until I met who would end up to be my boyfriend but hey thats for another story
The next day we woke up and prepared for the journey back to our homes and everyone in the car was quiet
The journey back was not so joyful as we knew the following day we would be going back to work
I slept the whole way and woke up when I was at my doorstep and all I could do was dream about my trip and smile………❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️